- Don't drink and drive.
- Don't drink and have sex with strangers.
- Don't drink and set yourself on fire.
- Don't drink and get into political arguments with others who have also been drinking. Matter of fact, don't do this sober either.
- Don't drink and challenge your buddies to target practice with your new semi-auto in the backyard.
Other than that, have a great time!
I hope 2017 is going to be YOUR biggest, best year ever. It sure as hell couldn't be any worse than 2016.